Lol :]

k.... so yesterday Jess was at olivia's house cuz they went to art class yesterday. when my mom went to pick her up she left me home. then like an HOUR later, she came back with my sister. i was like mom??? wat were u doing there??? oh wait, lemme guess talking??????? yea that's what i thought!!! anyway, later during dinner, she asked me if i wanted to go on a hike with olivia brandon and their mom during the weekend and all of a sudden i started laughing like CRAZY!! cuz i was remembering that one time that natalie went on a hike with brandon haha... and then her mom was like spying on her or something, and she took embarassing pictures (apparently) that she STILL HAS NOT SHOWN ME!!!! ahem!!!! lol well.... i never answered my mom but idk if imma wanna go....... haha

hm....

now i'm bored... i haven't been posting for a long time....
hey! tomorrow i'm going on the da vinci field trip!!!!! and tina just came over and left!!!! i don't kno why i'm using so many exclamation marks!!!!! oh well!!!!

BYE!!!!!

FRISCO!!!!

OMJ
i had soooo much fun there..........
that's basically all i can say.....
it's too hard to explain everything i felt

just one more thing....
TUNNEL!!!!!!!!!! ffffffffffffffff...................

JOBROMANCES!!!!

haha....
u guys probably have noooo idea what i'm talking about....
what about when i say jemi? nelena? niley? kashley? haha.....
so jobromances are basically dramas that have to do with the jobros
u can find them EVERYWHERE on youtube and they're very obsessive!!!!
haha i <3 them :]
sry.. i just had to say that
lol
they're actually pretty good
but they're rated pg-13 to R sometimes......
a little steamy but they're still ok :]
and... im gonna be in a new one!!! woot!
*doing a little happy dance* woot!
ok... im done :]
btw lizzi i'm allergic to cats so i won't end up with 32 cats on my couch watching tv
that fortune teller was a ripoff :[

Demi Lovato: LIke or no like???

k... so i <333 demi lovato!!! i support her all the way!!! my friends say that shes weird and she dresses weird and smiles weird and sings weird and i'm like psh.... ur just jealous cuz u can't sing like her and u fall for stupid guys like brandon alf or lucas!!! *coughnatalielizziemilycough* sry i have a sore throat. ok.... so here are reasons i like demi lovato and reasonable reasons to not like demi lovato (there are only two) lol.

What I like about Dems
shes a really talented singer
she's a talented actress
she's funny
she's my role model
she writes really good songs
she was bullied in skool and shes famous now (HAH!)
she's scandal-free
she's prettier than miley :] (not a good reason but who cares)
she's NOT a cutter
her best friend is Selena Gomez
Sonny with a chance is HILARIOUS!!
she was in camp rock (luved the movie)
her outfits are really sophisticated (now)

What I don't like about Demmerzz
selena and demerzz hacked mileys phone (rumor but it was mean)
um..... she dresses kinda weird (at first in those weird teen mags like pop star or tigerbeat)
uh.... i don't really have anymore reasons.

soooo comment!!! tell me wat u think :]

Miley Cyrus: like or no like?

Well, today i was thinking about Miley Cyrus because of the anne boleyn skit when mary had to say like she gave birth to miley or something. Anyway, I was thinking about how I liked her, and how I didn't like her... and here are the reasons....

Why I don't like miley cyrus
her voice is kinda nasaly or something
she always trash talks about people when she's always saying not to trash talk people
she has a ton of bffs that she ditches (sel? demi with the meatloaf? lori from the tour?)
im jealous of her bcuz shes dated a jobro and shes uber successful
shes not that pretty ( not a very good reason)
her new wig in hannah montana is HID-E-OUS!! (seriously)

Why i like miley cyrus
she is a GREAT song writer
she is uber successful (its a hate/love thing)
she is environmental
she is proud of her body
she is kinda my role model (the uber successful part :])


yeah... i think thats all
i actually have like a song on my ipod by her
she is an AMAZING song writer
but its still a hate love thing
wat do u think?

COMMENT!

NO WAY!!!!!

Can you believe it?? The jonas brother's 4th album is coming out on june 15th!! i actually knew that for a while, but i just wanted to shout it to the whole world!!! ok, maybe just the people who know i have a blog. but whatev. it's called Lines, Vines, and Trying Times. haha sounds awesome huh? i kno :] lol haha. i can't believe that the jo bros can be so successful!! jeez i wish i were them. lol
im gonna put a pic :] haha nick looks so short and he was wat? 12 or 13? maybe 14? and of course joe looks so smokin sexy!!! haha and kevin is just kevin :] lol no hate comments nat and lizzi ok? good.

...... i'm so bored....

lalala....
i'm supposed to be doin science you kno
yeah....
haha
i dun kno why i did that

lol
my myspace is so beautiful right now
(and yes i'm allowed to have one since i'm 13 thank u very much)
(and no, natalie isn't allowed to but she has one anyway)
(same with ann)
ok
bye

i just need to say something about this....

Sorry guys, but i needed to say something about this. Everyday i go to school at least ONE person makes fun of the fact that i love the jonas brothers. hey, wat's wrong with that? i just don't get it. just because YOU think they're gay, ugly, or something else repulsive doens't mean that i shouldn't like them, or that their bad people, okay? it just pisses me off how some people always assume things like Matt. hes always saying that they're gay. you know what matt? why do u care? what's wrong with gay people anyway? they're just regular people with different love interests. so what if their different? ur beginning to sound communist you know that? did u hear about the screenwriter of the new movie "milk"? he's gay, and his oscar speech was so sad. he was raised as a catholic, and was turned away and shunned when he admitted that he liked guys. and same to u natalie. i always say i love joe jonas, and u always say you love tom daley. u always say that joe jonas is gay or ugly, but no, i don't say anything bad about tom daley. i only said it before i fell in love with joe jonas. but now that i do know what it's like to be obsessed over someone that you can never be with, i've stopped. if i said i hated paramore, i bet that you would come over when i'm sleeping and murder me, or something like that. besides, the jonas brothers are great examples that don't do drugs, don't use bad words, and they are wonderful musicians too. look, i don't care about what you have to say about my favorite band, but i just wanted you to know how it feels to have someone say something that would hurt a regular person's feelings. whether you want to believe it or not, the jonas brothers are great people and nothing you say can change that. i thought it was about time that i speak up about it, and maybe you'll think differently next time.

um....

ok.... so i'm still bored. I'm supposed to be doing my Japan map, but i'm too lazy. oh well.

azn new year :]

omj. i saw so many people there. i saw cindy, stacy, brandon, ben, chris, alf, emily, hugh, nathan (dang), nat, sandra, etc. it was almost scary. btw im typing this with one hand cuz i have a bloody nose, so its hard! ok anyway, i thought that the festival was boring and kinda fun at the same time. is that possible? but chris's dog tina was cute!

Bored XD

ok..... so hi everyone!! i havent been on for a LONG time, cause my dad did this parental control thing and it blocked this, so i couldn't go on. anyway, i found out my mom's password and changed it so all's well :) thanx for asking XD!!


so i was reading nat and lizzis blogs and i kinda followed the story.... so this is wat i learned:

~nat met tom at olympics
~nat is 3 milimeter diver???? ok weird
~tuan is gay (i actually knew that)
~tuan stopped saying cuss words
~lizzi throws up everytime tuan and pauline are around
~lizzi got bryces trombone by threatening him with a abercrombie shirt and acid
~adam and amanda are still madly in love and calling eachother weird names
~tuan likes adam tom and lizzi (still?)
~pauline likes tom??
~pauline has evily long nails
~amanda moved to texas and met stan
~adam can sing for 5 hours without going hoarse
~instead of love is blind for amanda, its love is blind and deaf
~adam owns a zebra tux???
~tom likes chilli cheese dogs
~amanda can decode natalies language when she's upset
~thomas finchum is in need of a nose job
~pauline is desperate
~adam is desperate
~tuan is desperate
~nat is kinda desperate
~lizzi is the only one thats not desperate
~well, and tom
~tom has a six pack um....weird
~you can apparently see stuff through the phone (??)
~lizzi should carry around a paper bag cuz she has band with tuan :D
~nat needs a british dictionary

And thats basically all i can remember yea... that looks like more than i learned in class today..... weird :)

Joe Jonas Divorces and Marries Jackie *GASP* w/ jackie's commentary :D

Jackie forced me. Against my will!!!!!!!! YAY! (ok i don't get it. How can you say YAY!! after that???)
Joe: Pauline, stop frikkin nagging me to snag cheese puffs for you! I'm so frikkin sick and tired!Pauline: I WANT CHEESE PUFFS! BRING ME CHEESE PUFFS! TELL CUTHBERT TO COME! (Cuthbert???)
Joe: Sorry, Pauline, dahling, but Cuthbert died 8 years ago.
Natalie: *from somewhere far away* HEY THAT'S MY LINE! (....nice...)
Pauline: I DON'T CARE I WANT MY CHEESE PUFFS NOW! (and matthew said i needed anger management :P)
Joe: NO!
Pauline: *takes Joe's guitar and smashes it* CHEESE PUFFS!!!!!!!! (ouch! i would NEVER do that)
Joe:This is the last straw! I'm leaving you! (haha take that pauline!!)
Pauline: Fine, I'll marry your older brother who doesn't have fan clubs or I'll pester NAtalie for Tom Daley, so HAH! (actually, kev does... a lot... http://kevinjonasonline.com/wp/)
Joe: Garggh! And to think I've shared filet mignon stolen from Lizzi's wedding with you! Hmph!Pauline: Good BYE! *Snags some gluten free fruit loops and knocks a couple of ming dynasty vases along her way out* (ouch..)
Joe: NOOOOOOOO! NOW I'M SINGLE! I FEEL SO ALOONE!
Joe: *Turns on his MacBook and goes to eharmony.com. Searches through the pages and PAGES of women that have loveless, tragic lives. Finally, he stops. He sees Jackie, who also has a tragic, loveless life. Just kidding. He clicks. He reads her profile. He decides he is going to call her because she realllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly likes him and it says so on her profile and you can't argue with a profile. Maybe. So he calls her. * (For the record i don't really believe in eharmony.com)
Jackie: NO I DO NOT WANT ONION BAGELS! (ew... onion bagels???)
Joe: Uhhhhhh............This is Jackie, right?
Jackie: Do my ears defy me? Am I in heaven? IT'S JOE JONAS!!!!!!!!!!!!! *screams so loudly that Joe's ear falls off* (haha... no i would not do that)
Joe: Uh yeah. It's me. Joe.
Jackie: Oh yes it is.....Joe............May I call you Joeykins? ( i wouldn't do that either)
Joe:Uh.NO. And if you don't mind, I need to ask you something. I AM COLD AND ALONE AND I DON'T WANT A WIFE THAT LOVES CHEESE PUFFS!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ew...)
Jackie: I hate cheese puffs! (uh-huh)
Joe: And now you're my wife! (score!!)
Jackie: YEAH! *dances the cabbage patch and freaks out Jessica* (cabbage patch??? is that a dance??? ew... but cabbage is yummy :D)
Joe: Ok our weddings tomorrow!
Jackie: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAY! (yep)

At the wedding

Natalie: Oh hey Joe. Hey isn't Pauline your wife? (no! duh! maybe that's why he's getting married to me )
Joe: She's too obsessed with cheese puffs.
Natalie: Hopefully she won't come crawling back to Tom! (and if she does????)
Tom: Oh hey Joe!
Joe: Hellow. I dumped Pauline!
Tom: Cool! Great job! When we used to be friends, she really did have a thing for junky cheese products. (ew)
Natalie: Love Muffins, forget about Pauline!
Lizzi: Oh. Hey Joe. *glares* (awkward!!!)
Joe: Lizzi! My ex fiance that hates me! I'm so glad you can make it! (me too!!! but why did you take panda boy with you???)
Tyler: *hands Joe an explosive wedding gift* (he'd probably give it to me instead... ew)
Lizzi: Natalie, why are you always at weddings, even if they are random people? (good question)
Natalie: Weddings are fun! You get fancy little lace wrapped up chocolates!
Lizzi: Oh yeah! I should stay!
Natalie: This is just like me and Tom's wedding......*sigh*
Tom: For the last time, Pookie cakes, our wedding was in a swimming pool and our priest was a Borabora dolphin! (and i wasn't invited!!! hmph)
Natalie: OH YEAH!
Amanda: Hi Jackie! Congrats! Isn't my Adam adorable, he's my pimplylittlelovenugget!
Adam: She's my butterflycaterpillarprincessofLuuuuv (WHAT!!?? first tyler now him???)
Jackie: Sorry I barfed a little in my mouth.
Joe: .........
Lizzi: Yes they always do that.
Adam and Amanda: Oh I luvyouuuu!!!!!!!!!! MWaaahhhhmwahhmmwahh!!!!!!!!!! (um... ew)
Everyone: *lines up to trash cans and nearby bathrooms* (what???)
Jackie: Ok why the hell did I invite Adam? (yeah, why???)
Natalie: Well you invited Amanda, and Adam is her Golden Retriever.
Lizzi: Yeah we've had experiences at our weddings.
Joe: Let us get married, Jaqueline, Dahling. (yeah let us :D)
Natalie: Shuttup cuz Dahling is my line! You will drown in toxic waste!
Joe: Uh...ehkay.
*Wedding starts and its just like a normal wedding so I dont wanna write about it*

After the wedding

Natalie: YES! Now I get fancy chocolate! Come along, Tom, mybeautifulcheeriodiverhusband!
Tom: Ok my lovebucket!
Lizzi (and Jackie): *makes choking noises*

Joe and Jackie live together forever and have kids called Jokie and JAckoe. (no... if it's a girl it'll be taylor, and if it's a boy.......um.... it'll be joe jr. :D haha)
Pauline dies miserably and settles for a hobo. ( i disagree pauline will crawl back to tom and there'll be a nother story about that!!! haha)

THE END!

My First Blog

Ok..... so..... TA DA!!! Here's my first blog!!! Yay!!!! Congrats to me!!! haha
um..... so i dont really know what a blog is. I just saw my friend natalie doing it.... and yea.
It was funny. :D
Some things you should know about me before you follow my blog:
~ I absoloutly looooooooove Joe jonas!!!
~ I have a BIG obsession with the Jonas bros. (it's big, trust me.)
~ I <3>
~ And if you wanna be my friend, get to know me first :)

Ciao!!!

Haha wat is that? italian or french??